Department of Overthinking and Navel-Gazing

Where the art of deliberation meets the science of indecision.

Our Mandate:

Spending an inordinate amount of time questioning the meaning of life.
Debating the finer points of nothing in particular.
Delving into the abyss of our own existential dread.

Our Powers:

To overanalyze the simplest of things.
To turn a blind eye to deadlines and productivity.
To wax poetic about the futility of human existence.

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