Meet Neo-Consultant, the Overthinker's Overlord
Neo-Consultant is a renowned expert in the field of overthinking. With a Ph.D. in Navel-Gazing, they have spent years studying the art of staring at one's navel while pondering the meaning of life.
Their areas of expertise include:
Neo-Consultant is available for hire to help you overthink any problem, no matter how small or insignificant it may seem. They charge an hourly rate of $100, plus expenses for any navel-gazing sessions.
Meet the Assistant Neo-Consultant