Department of Overthinking and Navel-Gazing
Our department is dedicated to solving the most pressing issues of modern society, like what to eat for breakfast, what to wear on Tuesdays, and the meaning of life.
We're a team of experts in the fields of:
| The Art of Procrastination | € The Science of Doing Nothing |
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| Our team members are experts in making excuses, finding reasons not to do work, and just generally being really good at doing nothing. | € Our research focuses on finding the perfect excuse to use when your boss asks you to do something you don't feel like doing. |
| The Philosophy of 'Why Bother?' | The Ethics of 'I'm Not Doing It Because I Don't Feel Like It' |
| Our team members are experts in questioning the meaning of life, the universe, and everything. | € Our research focuses on finding the most convincing reasons to do nothing and still feel morally superior. |
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We're not actually doing anything productive here, but we're working on it.