Department of Overthinking and Navel-Gazing

Welcome to the Committee of Conundrums, where we take the art of deliberation to new heights.

Our Members:

Our Methodology:

We employ a rigorous, 10-step process to tackle even the most complex issues:

  1. Step 1: Overthink it for 4 hours
  2. Step 2: Navel-gaze for 2 hours
  3. Step 3: Stare at a wall for 1 hour
  4. Step 4: Repeat steps 1-3 ad infinitum

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