Department of Overthinking and Navel-Gazing

Where the pursuit of profundity is a full-time job.

Our Methods

We employ the following rigorous and utterly unnecessary procedures:

• Excessive research
• Endless analysis
• Interminable debate
• Unnecessary meetings
• Protracted deliberation

We also offer:

• The Navel-Gazing Technique: a patented 12-step process to achieve true enlightenment.
• The Overthinking Matrix: a complex algorithm to determine the optimal number of hours spent thinking about a single problem.

Our team of experts consists of:

Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, Chief Navel-Gazer

Professor Emily J. Overthinker, Department Head

Dr. Balthazar P. Exasperator, Navel-Gazing Specialist