Due to a study that showed a 99.9% chance of increased productivity, we've decided that all committee meetings will now feature a 30-minute coffee break, every hour.
View Decision 3457: The Mandatory Pencil Sharpener PolicyWe've realized that our members are constantly struggling to keep their pencils sharp. To combat this, we're now requiring all committee members to sharpen their pencils every 5 minutes, or face a 10-minute penalty for subpar pointiness.
View Decision 3458: The Bureaucratic Abuse of Power Committee's Guide to Proper Meeting EtiquetteWe've noticed that some committee members are consistently disrupting meetings with their excessive use of sarcasm and witty banter. To prevent this, we've established a new rule that requires all members to maintain a 4:1 ratio of eye-rolling to actual conversation.
View Decision 3459: Mandatory Two-Pager for All Committee Reports