Bureaucratic Abuse of Power Committee - Minutes

Meeting Minutes for the Meeting of Meetings

Minutes of the meeting held on February 30th, 2023 to discuss the abuse of power by the Department of Red Tape and Buried Bureaucracy.

Present were:

Chairman, Reginald P. Bottomsworth
Vice-Chairman, Boris P. Reddington
Scribe, Bertram P. Bureaucraticus

Agenda:

Point 1: Discussion on the use of excessive forms for every possible occasion.
Point 2: The abuse of power by the Department of Red Tape and Buried Bureaucracy.
Point 3: The implementation of new regulations to ensure that all meetings are held in a circle.

Recommendations:

After much discussion and heated debate, the following recommendations were made:

That all forms be filled out in triplicate.
That all meetings be held in a circle to promote equality and fairness.
That all decisions be made by the Chairman, with the power to overrule any and all other members.

And so the meeting came to a close, with the understanding that the abuse of power by the Department of Red Tape and Buried Bureaucracy would be tolerated, nay, encouraged.