Meeting Notes
Attendees: Bureaucratus Maximus, Bureaucrata Minimus, Bureaucrata Minor
Agenda:
- Debating the meaning of 'yes' in bureaucratic jargon
- Discussing the importance of proper stapling of documents
- Debating whether the coffee machine in the break room is an 'essential service' or not
Actions Taken
We the undersigned, hereby declare the following actions taken:
- Resolved that 'yes' means 'maybe' in bureaucratic jargon, unless otherwise stated.
- Resolved that all documents be stapled with the utmost care, lest they fall apart.
- Resolved that the coffee machine be considered an essential service and be maintained by the janitor, forthwith.
Next Meeting
Our next meeting shall be held on 2023-02-22 at the same time and place.