Meeting 12, 24th February 2023
Attending: Chairperson, Deputy Chairperson, and 5 other completely disinterested members
1. Discussion on the merits of unnecessary meetings
2. Debate on who ate the last donut
3. Vote on whether to take a 3-hour lunch
Decision 1: The Chairperson shall henceforth be referred to as "The Great And Powerful One."
Decision 2: The last donut shall henceforth be considered a matter of national security.
Decision 3: A 3-hour lunch shall be taken at the earliest possible opportunity.
Motion 1: To create a new committee to deal with the committee that deals with the committee.
Motion 2: To declare that all meetings shall henceforth be conducted in a dark, windowless room.
Decision 2: 5-6 against (but only because they ate the last donut)
Next meeting: 1st March 2023. Don't forget the donuts.
Chairperson: The Great And Powerful One
Deputy Chairperson: The Not-So-Powerful One
Committee Members: The Completely Disinterested Ones