Minutes from the Bureaucratic Abuse of Power Committee

Meeting 12, 24th February 2023

Attending: Chairperson, Deputy Chairperson, and 5 other completely disinterested members

Agenda

1. Discussion on the merits of unnecessary meetings

2. Debate on who ate the last donut

3. Vote on whether to take a 3-hour lunch

Decisions

Decision 1: The Chairperson shall henceforth be referred to as "The Great And Powerful One."

Decision 2: The last donut shall henceforth be considered a matter of national security.

Decision 3: A 3-hour lunch shall be taken at the earliest possible opportunity.

Motions

Motion 1: To create a new committee to deal with the committee that deals with the committee.

Motion 2: To declare that all meetings shall henceforth be conducted in a dark, windowless room.

Motions on the Floor

Consequences of Decision 2

Votes

Decision 1: 9-2 in favor

Decision 2: 5-6 against (but only because they ate the last donut)

Next Meeting

Next meeting: 1st March 2023. Don't forget the donuts.

More Information

Chairperson: The Great And Powerful One

Deputy Chairperson: The Not-So-Powerful One

Committee Members: The Completely Disinterested Ones