Welcome to the Committee of Conundrums' Departmental Red Tape Specialists, where we take pride in creating an endless labyrinth of bureaucratic hurdles and Byzantine forms. Our team of experts is dedicated to making every process more complicated, more tedious, and more delightful-ly infuriating.
To craft forms with an average completion time of at least 4.72 hours, we strive to ensure that every application is treated with the utmost suspicion and that every question is asked with an air of uncertainty.