Enigma Emma's Epistolary Exercises presents to you, dear reader, the sacred texts of the Protocol of Self-Rebuttal. Within these hallowed pages lies the key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe, or at the very least, the mysteries of Enigma Emma's kitchen.
Please note that these exercises are not suitable for the faint of heart, or those who value subtlety. Proceed at your own risk.
Acknowledgement: This document is a work of fiction and any resemblance to actual events or persons is purely coincidental.