Enigma Emma, the most enigmatic of committee members, has deigned to share with us her thoughts on the meaning of life. And what better way to do so than through a series of cryptic, hand-written letters to her fellow committee members?
"Dear fellow committee members,"
"As I sit here in this dimly lit conference room, surrounded by the sterile glow of fluorescent lights, I am struck by the crushing futility of our existence. We toil away, day and night, on the whims of our enigmatic leader, only to be met with the same hollow, existential dread that we are but mere pawns in a game we do not fully understand."