Chairperson, Bertrand P. Fizzypop: "Welcome, everyone, to the Committee of Conundrums. Today's meeting will be a blast."
Member, Dr. Emily P. Fizzypop-Snipper: "Actually, I think the meeting will be quite tedious."
Member, Professor Thistlewaite McSnazz: "Oh, don't be such a spoilsport, Emily. It's not like we're discussing anything actually important."
Chairperson, Bertrand P. Fizzypop: "Well, let's get on with it, then. Item 1: Meeting Agenda."
Resolution 12345 was discussed, but not actually passed. Because, honestly, who needs resolutions, anyway?"
"Meeting adjourned. See you all at the next conundrum-filled meetingประก