EXECUTIVE DIRECTORATE MEETING MINUTES - COMMITTEE OF CONUNDRUMS

Meeting called to address the conundrum of the missing donut from the break room. Chairperson, Reginald P. Bottomsworth, called the meeting to order at 10:00 AM.

Members present: Reginald P. Bottomsworth (Chairperson), Bertha T. Snazz, Balthazar McSnazz, and Zorba McSnerz.

Agenda:

1. 1. Investigate the disappearance of the donut.
2. 2. Discuss the conundrum of the donut's possible whereabouts.
3. 3. Resolve the issue of who ate the donut and how to prevent future donut heists.

Points of discussion:

• Reginald P. Bottomsworth: "I'm telling you, it was the intern. I saw him eating it in the break room."
• Bertha T. Snazz: "No, no, no! It was the janitor. I saw him licking the crumbs off his fingers in the alley."
• Balthazar McSnazz: "I'm pretty sure it was the coffee machine. It's been acting up all morning."

Resolution:

Decided: The donut was not actually eaten, but rather, it was spirited away by a mischievous band of pastry-loving raccoons who had infiltrated the break room. Motion to install raccoon-proof doors and hire a raccoon-whisperer to deal with future conundrums.

Next meeting: Scheduled for 2:00 PM to discuss the conundrum of the missing stapler.

Hyperlinks:

• Bertha T. Snazz's Bio
• Balthazar McSnazz's Bio
• Meeting Agenda Archives