Balthazar McSnazz, known for his expertise in the art of procrastination, has been with us since the committee's inception. His motto: "A meeting is not a meeting until it's cancelled."
Vice-Chair of Procrastination
Bertram S. Flumplenook brings his extensive knowledge of obscure references and tangential topics to the table. His claim to fame: "I've read the entire Encyclopedia Britannica in one sitting, and I still don't get the point."
Reference Division Chair