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Head of Red Tape

Boris has been tangled in a never-ending web of paperwork for over 20 years.

Chief of Confusion

Cecilia has mastered the art of turning simple concepts into impenetrable jargon.

Master of Misdirection

Derek has an uncanny ability to talk in circles while appearing to make sense.

Enigmatic Enforcer

Evelyn's answers are always shrouded in mystery, leaving all to wonder.

Chief of Fopdoodling

Finnley has a penchant for using 17th-century words that no one understands.

Guardian of the Gate

Gertrude has a Ph.D. in Denying Requests.

Head of Hemipede Affairs

Harrison has an impressive collection of outdated references.

Inefficient Efficiency Expert

Iris has a knack for doing things the hard way.