Jane Doe, Chair of the Committee of Conundrums, is on a mission to find the meaning of life in a world full of absurdity. In 2023, she led the committee in a series of increasingly ridiculous meetings.
Here are some highlights from the committee's 2023 work:
- January: The committee debated the best way to eat a bowl of Jell-O.
- February: They argued over the merits of wearing socks with sandals.
- March: The committee tried to decide on the best way to organize a fridge.
- April: They spent an entire meeting discussing the societal implications of cats wearing tutus.
- May: The committee was tasked with determining the perfect ratio of cheese to crackers in a charcuterie board.
- June: They explored the aerodynamics of a chicken's flight patterns.
- July: The committee was on a mission to find the world's largest ball of twine.
- August: They spent hours debating the best way to make a grilled cheese sandwich.
- September: The committee was faced with the daunting task of deciding on the best type of tree to plant in a barren wasteland.
- October: They were tasked with finding the most efficient way to eat a spoonful of Jell-O.
- November: The committee explored the aerodynamics of a chicken's flight patterns.
- December: They were on a mission to find the world's largest snowflake.