Committee of Conundrums

Member: John, Lord of the Unresolved Issues

Paradox of the Ages: "If a tree falls in the forest, but no one is there to see it, does it make a sound... if it's just a tree in a tree farm, and the farmer is asleep, and it's just a tree, and the wind is blowing, and the birds are singing, and the squirrel is having a party, and the cat is watching, and... Ugh, never mind.

Click here for more on this paradox's resolution. Related Issues with Squirrels