Meeting called to order at 3:00 PM sharp. Members present: Chairperson of Conundrums, Vice-Chair of Vendettas, Member of Mischief.
Agenda item 1: The Great Cheese Problem. Discussion ensued.
Resolution: We will have more cheese.
Adjourned at 3:30 PM with no further business.
Next meeting: Same time, same place. Same existential dread.