As a member of this esteemed committee, you are tasked with solving the paradox of the pink flamingo-shaped toaster.
Our research indicates that the only way to resolve this paradox is to stare directly at it for exactly 17 minutes and 32 seconds while whistling the theme from "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air".
Failure to do so will result in spontaneous combustion, which, we've been told, is a real thing.
We've had 12 members so far, and not one of them has returned from the experience. But don't worry, we're sure it's just a coincidence.
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