Mush Room Misfits Committee Members

Meet the Unlikely Heroes

Boris "Boris" McSnurfle

Chairman of the committee, and self-proclaimed "Mush Room King".

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Penny "Pecan" Puddingpop

Expert in all things fungal, and occasional expert in all things wrong.

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Zoinks "Zorch" Zorchle

Committee's resident tech expert, and occasional committee member.

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This committee is a work in progress. If you're feeling adventurous, you can help us grow the committee.

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