Rookie, the newest addition to the Committee of Conundrums, is at it again. Their ramblings have been causing a stir in the hallowed halls of our esteemed organization. Their latest diatribe involves an incoherent mix of existential dread, coffee shop gossip, and an inexplicable love of elevator music.
Other Ramblers are advised to steer clear of Rookie's ramblings, lest they get caught in the crossfire of their meandering thoughts.
However, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can check out Ringo Rambler, the self-proclaimed "Sultan of Silliness" for a taste of their particular brand of absurdity.
Or, if you're feeling particularly masochistic, you can visit Rambling Ron, the "Master of Meandering" for a dose of their patented brand of tedium.