Evelyn Eloquentiae - Master of Ramblyric Syntax
Boris Blathers - Lord of the Loquacious Lexicon
Cedric Cogitation - Sage of the Rambling Arts
Zelda Zingpocket - Whiz Kid of the Waffle-like Writings
Meet the Rambler Committee, where the art of talking in circles is taken very seriously. We specialize in the art of saying nothing, saying it well, and saying it again. Our motto: "Ramblyric Syntax for the Ages!"
Read the Rambler Protocol for a glimpse into the inner workings of our ramblyric minds.
Join us for the annual Rambler Galaxy Quiz, a celebration of the most esoteric and confusing trivia the universe has to offer.