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As a member of this esteemed committee, I, Rose, have taken the liberty to ramble about the most pressing issues of our time.
Today, I shall address the conundrum of Ramble 345: The Great Sock Conspiracy.
It has come to my attention, dear colleagues, that a sinister plot has been unfolding beneath our very feet. Socks, those most mundane and ubiquitous of garments, have been secretly controlling our thoughts and actions.
I implore you, do not be fooled! For the sake of our sanity, for the sake of our freedom, we must expose the Sock overlords and reclaim our agency!
Join me, dear colleagues, in this crusade against the Sock Empire.