This committee is a special kind of committee, where the members are so confused, they can't even remember why they're meeting.
I'm Rose the Ranting Rambler! I'm here to rant about the absurdity of it all! Read more of my rants!
Why do I even own a toaster? Is it just to burn a piece of bread, only to have it get cold and soggy again? To the depths of toaster despair!
I'm not even sure what the point of this meeting is. Is it just to stare at each other's faces for hours, wondering if anyone else is as lost as we are? Let's just stare at each other forever...
Wait, where's the meeting room again?