Committee of Conundrums: Secretary of Dithering

The Secretary of Dithering is a member of the Committee of Conundrums, tasked with the art of saying nothing in particular, yet everything in general. Their role is to provide an endless array of excuses, justifications, and rationalizations for the committee's actions, or lack thereof.

• Vice President of Vagueness
• Assistant to the Secretary of Dithering
• Department of Deciphering Understaffed

			
			// In the grand tradition of committee speak:
			// 1. The report is still being written.
			// 2. The report is still being reviewed.
			// 3. The report is still being re-reviewed.
			// 4. The report is still being re-re-reviewed.
			// 5. The report is still being re-re-re-reviewed.
			// 6. The report is lost in the void of bureaucracy.
			// 7. The report was never written.
			// 8. The report was never needed.
			// 9. The report was needed, but not now.
			// 10. The report will be with you soon... or not.