In this subcommittee, we dither in the dark, with no clear direction or purpose. We dither with the best of them, with an unwavering commitment to indecision.
Our fearless leader, the Secretary of Dithering, is known for their unparalleled ability to delay decisions, often for weeks, sometimes for months. It's a talent, really.
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Dither on, friends!