Ranting Rambler, Secretary of Verbosity

As the official mouthpiece of the Committee of Conundrums, Rose the Ranting Rambler is known for spewing forth a stream of words as unbridled and unapologetic as the sun rising over the horizon of sanity.

Her rants have been known to shatter the windows of understanding, shatter the doors of perception, and shatter the delicate egos of those who dare to disagree with her.

Despite her notorious reputation, Rose remains committed to her craft, driven by an insatiable hunger for the spotlight and the adoration of her audience.