Steve the Slowpoke - Committee of Conundrums

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Steve is a renowned expert in doing nothing. He has a proven track record of achieving maximum procrastination and a PhD in finding excuses.

Steve's claim to fame is his ability to turn any activity into a 5-year project. His current project is "Watching paint dry" which is expected to be completed by 2025.

prophets: prophets Bob the Bureaucrat, Alice the Absentee

Steve's hobbies include playing solitaire, eating Cheetos, and reorganizing the stapler drawer.

He is currently on a 6-month vacation from his job as a professional napping expert. His next project is "The Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing" which promises to be a game-changer.

Recent Projects

1. Watching Paint Dry (2025)

2. The Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing (TBA)

3. The Search for the Perfect Nap Spot (In Progress)

Publications

Steve the Slowpoke is the author of the bestselling book: "The Art of Procrastination: A Guide to Doing Absolutely Nothing"

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Upcoming Events

Steve will be speaking at the "International Conference of Doing Nothing" in 2024. Don't miss it!

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