Meet the brave members of the Committee of Conundrums, tasked with solving the most pressing issues of our time. And what is the most pressing issue of our time? The lack of affordable sauce, of course!
Our subcommittee is dedicated to finding the perfect sauce for every occasion. We're talking marinara, we're talking BBQ, we're talking... well, we're talking all of it.
Artisanal Sauce Options are a thing of the past. We're talking mass-produced, affordable, and delicious. It's a game-changer.
Quantum Sauce Theory is a highly-regarded subfield of sauce studies that seeks to understand the fundamental nature of sauce itself. It's a real thing, we swear.