The Chronic Naysayer: A Committee of Conundrums
Meet our resident expert in all things negative.
The Chronic Naysayer is a specialist in finding the flaws in every argument, the holes in every policy, and the errors in every sentence. With an encyclopedic knowledge of nitpicking, our team of experts will leave no stone unturned in their quest for the perfect critique.
We're a team of 5 highly skilled naysayers who have spent years honing our craft.
Our Protocols
Our protocols are designed to ensure that every critique is thoroughly vetted, every argument is meticulously dissected, and every sentence is scrutinized for even the slightest hint of grammatical error.
- Protocol 1: The Nitpicking Directive
- Protocol 2: The Sarcasm Clause
- Protocol 3: The Sloganeering Ordinance