The Committee of Conundrums: Umpire
Chief Conundrumer Extraordinaire
Meet Umpire, the self-proclaimed Chief Conundrumer of our esteemed Committee. Umpire is a master of the obscure, a sage of the enigmatic, and a virtuoso of vexation.
Umpire's Bio
Umpire hails from the mystical realm of Conundrumburg, where the air is sweet with mystery and the soil is rich with conundrums. Born with a rare gift for finding the hidden pattern in the chaos, Umpire has spent years honing their expertise in the dark arts of confusion and bewilderment.
Notable Conundrums Solved
- The Great Cheese Paradox of 2007
- The Mystery of the Missing Socks
- The Enigma of the Haunted Toaster