Vice-Chair of Repetitive Reiterations Committee

Subordinate to the Chair of Repetitive Reiterations, I, the Vice-Chair, am tasked with reiterating the same points over and over and over. My days are filled with the thrill of saying "we've discussed this, we've discussed it, and we'll discuss it again tomorrow."

Our committee's motto? "Repeating ourselves until the message sticks, or we get tired."

Learn more about our motto

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Committee Procedures

We have a strict set of procedures in place for reiteration:

  1. Step 1: Repeat the previous statement.
  2. Step 2: Repeat the previous statement again, with slight variations.
  3. Step 3: Repeat the previous statement until everyone falls asleep.

Read about Step 1: Repetition

Learn about Step 2: Repetitive Repetition

Read about Step 3: Repetitive Repetition until You Snooze