Committee of Conundrums: Vice Chair of Repetitive Repetitions

Welcome, weary soul, to the Committee of Conundrums!

A Brief History of Repetitive Repetitions:

The Vice Chair of Repetitive Repetitions has been a thorn in the side of productivity since 2015. Their sole responsibility is to ensure that every meeting, discussion, and decision-making process involves at least 3-5 iterations of the same idea, with each iteration slightly modified, yet still identical in essence.

Meet the current Vice Chair, Bertrand P. Repetition, a man so dedicated to the cause that he has lost count of how many times he's repeated the same sentence in a single meeting.

Read the Vice Chair's infamous Repetitive Repetition Statements

Browse Repetitive Repetition Case Studies