Committee of Conundrums: Vice Chairman of Inaction - Alan the Aimless

Chairman of the Committee of Conundrums, Bob the Bureaucrat, has once again appointed Alan the Aimless as the Vice Chairman of Inaction, due to his unparalleled expertise in doing absolutely nothing.

Qualifications:

Proven track record of spending more time in meetings than actually doing work

Alan has been known to have spent an entire quarter-century in meetings, discussing topics that have been discussed ad nauseam.

Unmatched ability to confuse jargon and make it sound profound

Alan has a Ph.D. in Procrastination, and can turn even the most mundane topics into a 5-page dissertation.

Recent Achievements:

Delayed implementation of new policies by a full 6 months, setting a new committee record

This achievement was recognized by the Committee of Conundrums' own "Golden Hamster" award.

Successfully managed to get the committee to discuss the same topic for 17 consecutive meetings

This achievement was recognized by the Guinness World Records and earned Alan a special mention on the Committee of Conundrums' " Wall of Fame".

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