As Vice-Chairman of Irresponsibility, I am responsible for making sure that nothing ever gets done in a timely manner. My expertise in procrastination is unparalleled, and I take pride in being the most inefficient member of the Committee of Conundrums.
Meet Jane Smith, our esteemed Assistant of Procrastination. Jane is an expert in putting off tasks until the last possible moment, and has a proven track record of getting nothing done on time. Her motto is "Why rush when you can dawdle?"
John and Jane are a dynamic duo of inefficiency, and together they are unstoppable.
Or are they?