Committee of Conundrums

Vice Chairperson of Inaction: Bertrand P. Bottomley

Bertrand P. Bottomley, the Vice Chairperson of Inaction, is a man of great renown for his ability to do nothing in particular with great distinction. His impressive record of inactivity has been recognized by the Committee of Conundrums for its sheer excellence.

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Notable Inactions:

Failed to attend a meeting in 2018
Did not respond to 17 emails in a row
Spent 3 hours watching cat videos

Upcoming Events:

The Committee of Conundrums is pleased to announce the following events:

A meeting that may or may not happen in March
A conference call that will definitely not occur in April

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