The Deciders

We're the ones who decide. You can't decide, we decide. And so on.

And so, we're meeting to decide. To decide, on the fate of the universe. Or, at least, the fate of the break room vending machine. Which, let's be real, is the real fate of the universe.

Decisions will be made. Coffee will be consumed. The fate of humanity will be,ประก well, maybe decided.