We're the Committee of Conundrums, where the answer is never simply yes or no.
We're a group of experts in the field of making things complicated.
We're here to help you navigate the absurdities of modern life.
Our subcommittees are:
Join us, and together we'll get lost in a sea of bureaucratic red tape!
(Or, you know, not. Maybe just have a nice cup of tea and a good nap.)
Our motto: "When in doubt, make a committee."
Submotto: "Because 'no' is so overrated."