We spent all year trying to fix that one thing. You know, the thing that's been broken since 2020. Yeah, that thing. It's still broken.
We had 17 meetings, 23 subcommittees, and 4 working groups. We sent 47 emails, made 27 phone calls, and had 14 heated debates. And, well... it's still broken.
View Previous Years' ReportsWe're getting close, we swear! Just one more meeting... or 3.
Chairperson, Jane Doe, has been working tirelessly to find a solution. She's been on the phone with vendors, industry experts, and her mom.
Learn more about our subcontractorsWe're just pretending we're making progress, but secretly we're all just winging it.
Member, Bob Smith, has been quietly fixing everything except the one thing that's broken.
Our Top Secret Plan BBecause, let's face it, we're not getting any younger.
Please don't sue us.