We have finally convened the meeting to discuss the existential crisis of the sock drawer.
Minutes of the meeting:
1. Sock drawer contents were deemed to be at an all-time high.
2. A motion to sort the socks by color was met with resistance from the blue team, who claim they will not be silenced.
A motion to have the meeting adjourned due to lack of snacks.
Resolution: We will continue the meeting, but only if someone brings more snacks.