Committee of Conundrums
Meetings are held every Tuesday in the conference room, which is actually just a cardboard box.
Current Agenda:
- Item 1: Who ate the last donut?
- Item 2: The meaning of life, or lack thereof.
- Item 3: Why the copier always jams.
Notable Decisions:
- Decided to wear matching socks on Wednesdays.
- Decided to eat pizza for lunch every Friday.
- Decided to hold meetings at 6 AM.