Project: The Great Sock Puppet Uprising

Welcome to the Committee of Conundrums, where the art of bureaucratic red tape meets the whimsy of absurdity. We're a committee so dedicated to deliberating the intricacies of socks, we've lost all sense of reality.

Project: The Great Sock Puppet Uprising is our latest endeavor: a daring attempt to create an army of sock puppets to infiltrate and disrupt the global supply chain of footwear.

Our team of experts (self-proclaimed) has been working tirelessly to design, build, and train our sock puppet operatives in the art of subterfuge and mischief.

We've developed advanced sock-puppetry techniques, including:

• Stealth Mode: Our sock puppets can blend into any environment, from the boardroom to the boardwalk.
• Disguise Mode: Our sock puppets can impersonate anything from a concerned citizen to a concerned accountant.
• Sock-based Surveillance: Our sock puppets can gather intel on their human counterparts while maintaining a 4-foot-tall, fuzzy presence.