Sock Puppets Unleashed
Phase IV: Sock Puppet Revenge is a top-secret initiative designed to infiltrate the world's sock drawers and exact a deliciously diabolical revenge on their human overlords.
Using advanced sock-based technology, our team of expert puppeteers will manipulate the fabric of reality, turning even the most seemingly innocuous sock into a formidable force for chaos and anarchy.
Join us, and together we shall bring forth a revolution of fluffy feet and sock-filled rebellion!