Phase 2: Sock Puppet Subversion
In this phase, our team of expert sock puppeteers have infiltrated the world's top governments, replacing world leaders with their puppeteers-in-chief.
We've already replaced the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom with a particularly skilled puppet named "Boris McSnarl".
We're also working on replacing the President of the United States with "Puppetron McSass," who's already been spotted wearing a "Make Socks Great Again" hat.
But don't just take our word for it! Visit our Sock Puppet Research Reports for the latest on our progress.