In the early morning of April 1st, our donut inventory mysteriously dwindled. A thorough investigation has yielded more questions than answers.

  1. Donut 314: A particularly plump and enticing Boston Creme was nowhere to be found.
  2. The sprinkles on Donut 27 seemed to have been rearranged, as if in a game of donut-themed Twister.
  3. Our top-secret donut storage compartment was found to be locked from the inside, with no visible means of entry or exit.
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			|  Donut   |  Quantity  |
			+-----------------------+-----------------------+
			|  Glazed      |  50          |
			|  Boston Creme |  0           |
			|  Old Fashioned |  25          |
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