Background
In the year 3050, a mysterious figure known only as "The Sausage King" orchestrated the largest heist in the history of the planet. His goal: to steal the world's most prized sausage, the "Banger of the Ancients." The heist was executed with precision and skill, leaving behind only a trail of breadcrumbs and a cryptic message: "The game's afoot, but the sausages are gone!"
Investigation
The Committee of Conundrums was formed to unravel the threads of this daring caper. We've interviewed key players, analyzed security footage, and consulted expert sausages-ologists. Our findings: a complex web of alliances and rivalries that threaten to upend the entire fabric of our understanding of the universe.
Projects
Stay tuned for further updates as we continue to unravel the tangled threads of this epic tale.