Resolution 1: The sky is indeed falling, but only on Tuesdays.
Whereas the skies are blue and the sun is shining brightly on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Thursdays, but not on Fridays, Saturdays, or Sundays;
Be it hereby resolved, the Committee of Conundrums shall take immediate action to address the impending doom of falling skies on Tuesdays, including but not limited to:
- Deploying an army of highly trained sky-umbrella-wielding ninjas;
- Establishing a network of high-altitude, sky-skyhooking drones;
- Creating a Department of Sky-Falling Prevention and Response (DSFR).
Done and signed, on this the 15th day of February 2022.