Welcome, aspiring Sock Hunter!
Carefully crafted over several millennia, our rigorous program will transform you into a master of the ancient art of Sock Archaeology.
Our program includes:
Upon successful completion of our program, you will be awarded the esteemed Sock Hunter Certification, a badge of honor that will strike fear into the hearts of your enemies and awe the masses.
Don't miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join the elite ranks of Sock Hunters!
Apply now by clicking the link below to download the application:
Or, if you're feeling bold, try our Apply In Person method. We dare you.
Note: Please do not attempt to apply while wearing socks. It's a distraction.
Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any lost or damaged socks. You have been warned.