Committee of Conundrums: Rules of Engagement

Section 1: The Unwritten Rule

Article 1, Section 1: In the absence of a clear understanding, the Committee of Conundrums reserves the right to make it up as it goes.

Section 2: The Art of Nonsensical Meetings

Article 2, Section 2: All meetings shall be held in a circular fashion, with each member speaking for exactly 37 minutes, 14 seconds.

Section 3: Conundrums and Conundrum-Related Injuries

Article 3, Section 3: In the event of a conundrums-related injury, the committee member shall be excused for exactly 14 calendar days, or until they can be replaced by a more capable individual.

Section 4: The Committee's Right to be Wrong

Article 4, Section 4: The Committee of Conundrums shall not be held accountable for any errors or misjudgments made, as these are an integral part of the committee's process.

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